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[Junk #3] Ginger Snaps

Guest review by: Nikki

What does it mean when a young woman sprouts hair where there used to  be none, has rollercoaster type mood swings, and they bleed from between their legs? It could be the beginning of womanhood or…..the beginning of transforming into a werewolf.

This movie, filmed in Canada in 2000, and released a year later, is called Ginger Snaps. It focuses on the lives of two sisters; Ginger, a feisty red headed beauty played by Katharine Isabelle, and Brigitte, an angular “emo” type portrayed by Emily Perkins.
Being a teenage girl can be hard at the best of times, but Ginger and Brigitte have a harder time than some. Unfortunately it seems to be their own doing because they are obsessed with death and seem to take great joy in acting this obsession out. Example: For a school project they take pictures of each other in different types of death poses with cryptic messages and notes pinned to their “lifeless” bodies.
Naturally, the other teenagers would pick on them unmercifully for their odd behaviors.
That lasts until until the night when something hairy and blood thirsty decided to take a bite out of a newly menstruating sister!
Shortly after this, the fun and games begin with plenty of body shaving and assuredly unsanitary body piercing.

The typically dysfunctional family dynamic is observed during the course of the film, seemingly from the girls’ perspective. They have a father that has little to no clue about his children’s lives, and a mother who is oblivious to the real inner workings of her offspring, but yet tries to protect them as she can. (Severed digits get stored in Tupperware,  and of course she made sure to burp the container).

Along with the typical teen angst there is an actual message about how traumatic being a teenage girl can be for some, and how horrific those  chemical and physical changes can be.
Of course, these points are often missed on most people who focus on just how “hot” Ginger is and the fun and gore at points.
The beginning of sexual tension and lust in teenage girls is even addressed when Ginger admits “I’ve got this ache, and I thought it was for sex, but it’s to tear everything to f*cking pieces.”
This really is a coming of age flick with fur and blood if I’ve ever seen one, Ginger Snaps even makes light of STDs and their transmission. (side note if you pee blood after amazing sex you might just have slept with a werewolf, see your doctor).

Depending on how you feel about “coming of age” stories, this could be a huge flop or a sparkling addition to your horror library. There seems to be very little middle ground.
I thought it was wonderful and own both the second movie and the third which is a prequel of sorts.

Nikki’s Verdict:
Without managing to spoil the movie for you I’d say it is worth at least one viewing!

1/19/2011 Additions to the Junkyard

Hey folks, big batch of new Junk added to the Junkyard today!
Also just finished watching Titanic II, so get ready for that review shortly as well.

Alone In The Dark
Beyond Evil
Bloodrayne
Chillers
Evil Clutch
G-Men From Hell
Legion Of The Dead
House Of the Dead
The House Of Usher
Mega Shark Vs Crocosaurus

Another Junkyard Visitor was added as well:
Burning Bright

This spring is going to be a whole lot of fun Junk movies to sit through. Anyone else interested in joining us?

1/16/2011 Additions to the Junkyard

Just a quick update pointing out the newest movies that have somehow found their way into the Junkyard. Note: The movies listed in the Junkyard may not have been watched yet, so please avoid spoilers in comments.

The Code Conspiracy
The Invader
Journey To The Center Of The Earth (Asylum)
The Sender
Storm Trooper

A new section has also been added for movies that were watched through an online service such as Netflix or similar type site, or are movies that were rented, but are not currently permanent residents of the Junkyard.

The first (and currently only) movie in this list is: (dramatic pause….)
Titanic 2

Looks like Titanic 2 might be the next review posted since, you know late fees suck badly.

Quick huge update to The Ride section!

Just wanted to let you all know that The Ride section has been updated with a video of the full Gremlins Invasion ride from Warner bros. movie world in Germany!

Check it out when you get a chance.

[Junk #2] Mega Piranha – Greg Brady and Tiffany Vs Giant fish

The second film dug out of the Junkyard is Mega Piranha, one of the more recent Asylum releases, from April 2010. 
It seems a bit has changed in the development of Asylum movies over the years, as any slow pacing issues that their older movies may have had are not apparent here. No sir, this movie moves faster than the titular creatures do.

We go from meeting the Piranha in a stunning display of violence to a mad dash to save the world from the ever-growing fish menace.

“Wow” was a word heard multiple times while watching this both from my wife and myself. Going into this knowing the reputation The Asylum has, it was expected to be a B-grade movie, but there were so many moments of true disbelief and surprise that “Wow” was all that could be said.

I will allow the back of the DVD case to summarize the story:

“A mutant strain of giant ferocious piranha escape from the Amazon and eat their way toward Florida”

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