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{Book Review} Rolling Thunder by A.J Devlin

-“Hammerhead” Jed returns with a hilarious and exciting new adventure far out of his element, but he has the two things he needs to back him up: his Irish cousin Declan and banana milkshakes.-

A couple years ago I wrote a review on the initial entry in the “Hammerhead” Jed mysteries, Cobra Clutch, and how much I loved having a mystery set within the world of Professional Wrestling. It was an exciting and unique take on the mystery concept and author A.J Devlin created a world full of flawed, yet quite likable characters.  When I heard that the second book was on the way, I was excited yet very unnerved. You see rather than running around the rainy streets of Vancouver dealing with pro wrestlers, Jed gets mixed up in the Roller Derby universe which is just as over-the-top and bombastic as the WWE ever has been.

Part time pro-wrestler/part time private investigator Jed is tasked with tracking down the manager of a women’s roller derby team, and quickly realizes he is over his head.  Sure it sounds vague, but I am refraining from spoiling much because the returning characters and new venues he finds himself within kept me turning the pages and needing to see what happens in the next chapter.
91EwNuVCaBLWhat I will say is Jed manages to get himself and his cousin Declan into some surprisingly…shall we say unique and intimate situations while trying to dig out of the trouble in which he manages to get himself.

There are several new characters and locations that I expect to pop up in future Jed adventures, especially Troy, a surprisingly lovable stoner kid that gets tied up in Jed’s investigations. I think we may even have a bro-tastic antagonist become very valuable as Jed gets more jobs.

We see the return of quite a few characters from the first book, such as Constable Rya Shepard, as well as a couple cameos that keep us grounded and familiar before diving headfirst into the very unusual world of Roller Derby.
This is where I was worried as a reader. I know the world of pro wrestling and the terminology but Roller Derby is a completely alien beast. It is an aggressive sport dominated by personalities that could easily make Macho Man Randy Savage do a double-take, and it may seem out of place, but it works here. A.J Devlin manages to keep the reader on the same page (pun intended) as Jed is. He is as confused by the roller derby folks as we are, but we learn the ropes as he does.

Rolling Thunder features plenty of action, humor, genuine mystery, wiener dogs, gym rats, bunny puns, greasy talk show hosts, and Shakira, and balances it all with precision.
It never relies on being offensive to give you a sense of a dangerous seedy underworld, instead sucker-punching the reader when something unexpected happens so the reader feels off-balance along with the character.

One thing I wanted to bring up is that I noticed the book reads very well if you aren’t familiar with Jed and his family and friends. When characters or events of the previous book are mentioned, they usually are handled in a manner so a newcomer to the series isn’t confused. I still would suggest reading Cobra Clutch first, but it is far from necessary. If this continues through the rest of series, I will be very happy.

Once again the book clocks in at just the right length-around 280 pages and it feels like a breeze.

Getting more of Jed & Declan together was a highlight of this book, we get some real character growth for Jed, and we are left at a point where Jed may have opened up some doors that cannot be closed again. I was a bit disappointed that we didn’t get a bit more of Jed’s matches, especially considering some of the people that he runs into are huge fans. I would have liked to see some of the colorful tertiary characters interact at a match myself, but maybe that is being saved for the next adventure.

This is one of the few books I have been given by the author and then purchased digitally as I had to keep reading when I didn’t have access to the paper book.
If that isn’t a ringing endorsement, I don’t know what is.

Check out Rolling Thunder and if someone says “They know a place”,  they probably are referring to a Dairy Queen.

(A physical copy of the book was given to me by the author, and I purchased a digital copy on the Kindle store)

{Rad Chat} 4 Movie Covers That Terrified Me – Volume 2

I was thinking about some 80’s horror movies this week and it occurred to me that I have a blog where I can share my thoughts and feelings about said horror movies. What a concept!

These four covers all have a common theme – I was scared of them because they confused a young me. Browsing the video store shelves was a hobby I would engage in a few times a week and when not renting My Pet Monster, or The Gift Of Winter (Which I recently discovered has a great fansite!) I would grab a NES game like Alien Syndrome and browse while my mom looked in the section with the swinging saloon-style doors. While she browsed the not-for-kids section I would try and understand the often abstract VHS covers…and these confused and scared me the most!

1. Rawhead Rex

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Rawhead Rex was another at Nord video that always taunted me, and I think this was due to my tiny brain trying to figure out what I was looking at in the cover. At first it looks like some kind of carnival funhouse opening. Then it shifts to what looked like a church with a demon biker in the doorway. This one didn’t terrify me as much as others, but it more confused me, which was enough to send my brain into a tizzy. As for the film itself, I didn’t see the film until I was in my 20’s and had no clue what kind of film I was getting myself into. I don’t own the film these days but I plan on revisiting it sometime soon(tm).

2. Ghoulies

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Ghoulies is probably on everyone’s scary VHS cover list simply because it shows a kind of cute green monster coming out of the toilet. What makes this post interesting is the story, and I don’t think I have ever shared this one online, so why not here?

I was probably seven or so, and Tasha, a girl that lived down the block enjoyed telling me scary things for some reason. One day she told me all about GHOULIES. Of course I had seen the cover and she told me that in the movie, the Ghoulies creature comes up from the toiled while you are using it and…get this…eats your poop. This absolutely scared me to the point of tears, I have no clue why this concept caused utter terror, but after getting myself together, I told on her and she was not allowed over to my house for a period of time. Let that be a lesson to everyone reading this, I will tell my mom if you scare me.

 

3. The Fog

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The Fog had a cover that unsettled me because I somehow got this one and The Stuff confused. It looked to me that the woman was being devoured from her fridge, and that was her arm turning black from The Stuff. Not much else to say because I am not a huge fan of this film. Nothing wrong with it, just it didn’t do much for me the few times I have seen the movie.

4. Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

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This one is a plethora of awesome cover design and nightmare-inducing art. You have the eyeball popping out of metal-rocker Freddy, the rainbow girl watching you as claws attack you from a volcano? I have no clue. The back is what got me though. One photo. This one.

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In combination with the robot-bug looking “creature” in the image to the right, I kept trying to understand what I was seeing. Of course rather than actually watch the film and find out, I would go look at this image while trying to avoid Freddy’s maniacal eyes for extended periods of time. I thought it was something grabbing her, like a leech or the hand of a creature about to tear her arms out of their sockets from a strange angle.
To be fair the reality of what happens in that scene is far, far, weirder and amazing than anything I could have predicted.

Thanks for joining me on another romp through my childhood memories of scary VHS boxes! These are always a blast to write and I would love to know if you have covers that got under your skin well before actually seeing the movie.

{Rad Chat} #2 “Terror Stickers”

I had a surprisingly uneventful day at work, so when I left I asked my wife if she wanted anything on the way home. She decided she desired a late-night snack from the local supermarket. Sounds good, I told her, and I was looking forward to getting home a bit earlier than usual, so we could spend a bit of time chatting or playing random video games in the same room. We live an exciting life.

As I left the supermarket we go to a few times a week, I passed the usual vending machine which has fidget spinners, sticky hands, cheap plastic jewelry and the other usual not-as-good-as-when-we-were-kids trinkets.

This time though, the sticker machine caught my eye. “TERROR STICKERS” it proudly proclaimed.
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As you can see, the stickers feature not-quite-on-brand designs of legendary horror icons.
We have Kinda Sorta Leatherface, A decent Leprechaun,  Old-Age Pennywise, Angry guy breaking through a wood hut, Wood-shop killer doll, Reflective Jason Voorhees, and Almost Hannibal Lecter.

I don’t regularly have change for chance encounters like this but fate smiled upon me as I searched my pockets at 10pm at night in front of a vending machine like a maniac, and a few quarters were found!

My mind reeled with thoughts of getting some awesome TERROR STICKERS. I was already planning on where they would live on my laptop followed by my witty posts showing them off on twitter and Instagram with my fellow horror fan friends!

Phone at the ready, wanting to document the moment the sticker came out of the machine, I put two quarters in and out came my prize…

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{Rad Chat} #1 Skeet Shoot Tiger Handheld

Welcome to a new(ly named) section of Gremlins Online – Rad Chat! Every so often I have posted non-Gremlins related articles about toys, games, movies, or pop culture icons that I find rad.
Now that I have a name and a schedule of things to post, this will be a way to keep Gremlins Online updated for those stretches when there isn’t much happening in the Gremlins universe, and just share my love for pop culture in all its forms!
Today we get to talk about Tiger Handhelds, specifically, Skeet Shoot.

My parents were both avid trapshooters in the 1970’s (in fact, that is how they met) and while I was far too young to handle a shotgun, I was exposed to trapshooting culture at a very early age. I spent plenty of time at Boxhorn and Milwaukee Gun Clubs in the 1980’s, and when I found out that I could participate in the sport myself through video games, I jumped at the chance.

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First I played Duck Hunt on my cousin’s NES when visiting them in Fon Du Lac, WI.

My most vivid memory of this was my mother yanking me out of my cousin’s house and back home to milwaukee because I kept insisting on shooting the clay pigeons with the NES Zapper touching the TV glass. However, my cousin did give me one of my still-most prized possessions that day; a copy of the Gremlins novelization by George Gipe. I devoured that book and still return to it today, even though it has long been split in half due to re-reading it and taking it with me everywhere.

Not long after that, I discovered Tiger handheld games. This would be around 1988, and LCD handheld games were becoming a mainstay in the toy aisles. Keep in mind, the Game Boy wouldn’t come out until 1989 and even when it launched it was cost prohibitive for many families, including mine, so LCD handhelds filled a niche before and during the early years of the Game Boy era. Sure I eventually had a Game Boy, but that was due to family members that had the means to purchase such devices.

My parents were able to afford to indulge 7 year-old me a Tiger handheld game from time to time, usually before drives up to see family in Canada. They were great at keeping me quietly occupied in the back seat, especially Skeet Shoot, Mouse Maze, Contra, and Pinball. My favorite LCD games.

Recently I realized that I am a grown adult that can make adult decisions, so I went out and tracked down some auctions online for LCD handheld games rather than make actual smart adult decisions like socks or shoes or other footwear-related purchases.

My first purchase was a no-brainer. Skeet Shoot. One of the more unique handhelds out there due to its theme and design. I can’t imagine too many kids were dying to get their hands on a trapshooting video game, yet it existed.

After a few days of checking the mailbox over and over until my wife told me to just watch the tracking number online like a civilized human, my package arrived.skeet1
I ripped open the padded manilla envelope and was thrilled to see that yellow square-ish device. I was even more excited to see the battery panel was still attached. This was a prime specimen indeed.

It was a weird feeling holding a 30+ year old device that I spent so much time with as a kid. I grabbed some AA batteries and hoped that it would work.

Thankfully it did, and once I remembered how to begin the game, I was off to the trap range!

The game is fairly simple. You aim your gun with the dial on the right-hand side, and shoot with the button on the left hand side. As you clear waves of 10 clay pigeons, the game becomes harder with the targets moving faster and more erratically. The game ply is very responsive, the dial turning feels good and you get good immediate feedback through the bleeps and bloops the game provides.

As a kid, I rarely made it past the 3rd stage, and as an adult, I discovered I have similar skills, which is isn’t saying much.

Graphically, it is an LCD game, so you know what to expect. The characters are crisp, and even 31 years later, there is no sign of fading or loss of quality.

Obviously each image is pre-set and is visible when the game requires it, but it does the job just fine.

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The screen isn’t backlit and suffers from glare when in direct sunlight but this was a common issue with all LCD games. Too dark or too bright and you aren’t playing.
The sound effects really are what brought me back to my childhood. The simple sounds are pushed through a tinny “beeper” style speaker that would seem right at home in a 1980’s PC, but it simulates a satisfying “Pshow!” when you destroy a clay pigeon.

I was amazed at how quickly I got sucked into the game, and how I didn’t get as distracted as I do on the computer or video game devices. I assume this is likely due to there being no pause function or save game. I can’t Alt-Tab over to a browser to see what my horror movie friends are up to on twitter. If I want to play, I gotta keep playing, no excuses.

The last thing I wanted to do is let my 10-year old play the game and see what he thought.
He spent about 10 minutes with the game, then ran off to play in a sprinkler.
Interestingly, the game was second nature to him, once he saw the dial aimed the gun, he did fairly well. Good game design transcends generations. He hasn’t asked to play again, and I think he would rather watch videos of funerals or dominoes falling on youtube than play dad’s old handhelds.

I am sure I will pull this out from time to time to unwind and try to beat a high score, but it reminded me of not having a million options for gaming, but instead focusing on just the one title in front of you, which sometimes can be really liberating.

It does feel good to have this back in my collection, and I am sure that it will not be the last LCD handheld to show up in my mailbox.